A bTORY ABOUT A REAL MAN Jgg which had watched his magnificent ramming operation from the ground. They picked him up and carried him to the nearest house. The adjacent streets at once became so crowded that the doctor who had been called could scarcely make his way to the house. As a result of the impact with the roof, Struchkov's knee-caps were dam- aged. The news of Major Struchkov's heroic feat was imme- diately broadcast in a special issue of the "Latest News". The Chairman of the Moscow Soviet himself arrived to take him to the best hospital in the metropolis. And when Struchkov was brought into the ward he was followed by orderlies carrying flowers, fruit and boxes of chocolate— all gifts from the grateful inhabitants of Moscow. He proved to be a cheerful and sociable fellow. No sooner had he crossed the threshold of the ward than he asked the patients what the "grub" was like, if the rules were strict, and whether there were any pretty nurses in the place. And while his knees were being bandaged he told Klavdia Mikhailovna an amusing story about the eternal subject of the army canteen, and paid her a rath- er bold compliment on her good looks. When the nurse left the ward he winked in her direction and said: "Nice girl that! Strict? I suppose she puts the fear of God into you, eh? But we'll not take to our heels. Haven't you been taught tactics? Women are no more im- pregnable than fortresses, and there isn't one that cannot be taken," and with that he broke into a loud chuckle. He behaved like an old-timer, as if he had been in the hospital a whole year. He at once began to address every- body by their first names and when he wanted to blow his nose he unceremoniously picked up one of Meresyev's parachute-silk handkerchiefs that the "meteorological sergeant" had so painstakingly embroidered. "From your lady love?" he asked with a wink at Alexei and hid the handkerchief under his pillow. You've got plenty, and if you haven't, your girl will be only too glad to make you another one." Notwithstanding the rosy flush that broke through the tan of his cheeks, he looked no longer young. Deep wrinkles radiated from the corners of his eyes to his temples like crow's feet, and everything about him spoke